When Two Pyscho Combat Eohippii Go To War

There comes a time in every young man's life when he must make a vital decision - he is at a fork in the road, if you will. A divergence of paths, an option to either walk into the dark forest (section 57) or fight the angry skeleton. (section 114) Does he further his education, find a better job, save up and travel around the world, marry the women of his dreams and go on to fame and fortune, or does he enlist in a commando training programme and become part of the world's premier amphibious assault force?

I think the right answer is obvious to all and sundry, really.

PS: As my first act of terror, er proactive peacekeeping, I have hijacked this web page. Hoorah.