Are you coming to / at our party?

If not, why not?
Eh?

In other news, I know that this blog basically exists currently for me to come on once every 3 weeks (at best) or so and talk in 100 words or less about how I'm going to blog any second now, honestly, I mean it - but so help me God, if the next post found here is not a reasonable one - and by reasonable one I mean something that includes, you know, content - I give you permission one and all to beat me about the head and testicles next time you may come across me. Honestly.

Must try harder.

Need to WRITE MORE THINGS. Seriously.

Testicles. Remember: short, controlled bursts.