You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older

A birthday was had.
Thank you to all the well wishers, and all the partygoers from last night. A more detailed account may be forthcoming, but as the evening goes all a bit fuzzy around the edges at some point, I'm not sure how much more detailed than this it might be: it was good. There was much alcohol. 'Drunkest at Show' ribbon goes to Mark. I had lots of fun and many a good chat. I also (in my memory anyway, feel free to let me know if there was more) committed two slightly obnoxious drunken acts, being 1) a snarky comment that escaped before I could stop it, and 2) a piece of wanton property destruction.
Don't worry though Dave, the flat fixtures are safe, it was some hapless wine glass.
That's 2 bad things to many good though, so the balance came out OK. AND I learned the correct non-injuring yourself tandem flying fox technique. It was all worth it.
Except for the hangover, which rated 'worst in some time'.
But you get this.