November 30, 2001

Oh, PUBLISH. That last bit sat there doing nothing for 4 days.
Damn it, what the hell is 'post' then?
A pox on it I say.
In other news, Happy Birthday for yesterday Dan. I would have made some kind of appearance at whatever celebratory event occurred , but unfortunately, as Monty Python delicately put it, "the sluices had really been opened up at both ends." I blame Denny's.
I plan to buy Nivea Sunspray, and then sue them for false advertising if hot babes fail to come up and start applying it to me next time I am at the beach. Mmm, baby, normally I wouldn't look twice at a scary little troll like you, but your choice of suncreen is just so damn sexy. Oh yeah.
I'm all for sex in advertising but I think they may be overstating the appeal of their product. And not in a sufficiently humourous way, like say 'Lynx' does. Wankers.
Anyway, back to work. It's hard to contain my excitement.

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