I keep meaning to write:
1) A decent blog post;
2) Some long overdue correspondence to a number of overseas friends;
3) A hilarious and insanely popular novel that wins a bunch of prizes and earns me untold millions.
Fail, fail, fail.
I promise to work on 2 first. Well, it's either that, or 3 first, followed by paying the personal assistant I need / can afford after 3 is completed to dash some suitable personal-sounding corespondence off for people in an approximation of my style, and then I can just sign my name at the end. I'm still undecided.