Mugharf...what day is it?

James, the groom to be, was glad-wrapped to a pole. Twice. Lana was her name. She was a 6 foot blonde from Warsaw, and a good sport.

No, but seriously folks. We had a 'stag night'. Can we get a new name for 'stag night' that doesn't sound so 14th century, please? More details may emerge for those of you that weren't there when I find out just how many of them I am allowed to reveal.

In other news, Central Districts scored 354 in the State Shield final, thus blowing Canterbury away. By 99 runs. Oh dear. We scored 255, used only about 42 overs, and still lost by 99 runs. Oh dear. Paul Wiseman was our top scorer. Oh dear again. His was an entertaining 50 though.

Right. Back to our regularly scheduled, er, Peter retrieval, actually.