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At the request of the man himself, you can now read whatever bollocks I've written and then read whatever bollocks Wreak has written with a simple click of the mouse. Ah, the internet, it makes it so much easier to fill your mind with useless information. Last century a person would have to endure a 6 week boat trip, a 3 day horse journey, and then a brief but harrowing 43 second komodo dragon ride before they could even think of listening to such drivel. Technology, eh? And I didn't even have to even know anything about HTML either, save that it is a thing.

Oh, and the play thingy I'm in, 'Threesome' (phwooar, suggestive innit?) is on next week on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, $3 only, amuse your friends, astound your enemies.

SEE! Women dressed up as men!!! Men dressed up as women!!!
GASP! as I play a blatant Groundskeeper Willie (he's 35th, folks) rip-off, and young up-and-coming Allan brother Dan Allan plays a blatant Lord Flasheart rip-off!!!
LAUGH! Er, hopefully.
CRY! There are 2 other 'serious' plays before ours I believe. But I think they're short.

OK so it's not Shakespeare, but with any luck it's good for a giggle or two. So roll up.

Right, time for thesis stuff. | (yeah right)
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